Somehow "N1H1" doesn't have the same ring to it

Call me crazy but I just can't get used to this new name. And frankly I sort of resent this idea that the WHO can just come along and give me some less-scary name as a way to tamp down the panic and to keep the meat industry appeased. Anyway it's too late. Everyone knows my real name. And you shouldn't be eating pork anyway. You know that.